You just made me feel so damn special
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Randomize
