it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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