chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I enjoy the company of your penis
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