Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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