didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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