you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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