I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
