I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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