16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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