those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
He told me they were just razor bumps!
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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