Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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