As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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