Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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