In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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