I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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