And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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