sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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