i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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