I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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