If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
