yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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