What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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