Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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