He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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