I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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