It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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