That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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