His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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