Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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