So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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