I think my vagina is haunted
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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