She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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