at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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