I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Drunk is not a location!
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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