Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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