like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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