hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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