Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Ambien. No doubt about it.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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