She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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