the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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