I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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