is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
ttyl tear gas
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Drunk is not a location!
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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