Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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