Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
we have officially lost it.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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