I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
and you said cock pushups were impossible
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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