Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
what day is it and did you see me today?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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