My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
