no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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