her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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