Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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