ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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