Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
