I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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