Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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